On a less-comical note, I spent another evening doing mundane but necessary work in the trainroom.
I finally finished assembling that fleet of Accurail Trailer-Train flatcars I've been working on. Got the semi trailers loaded, but I couldn't test-run the train - too much crap scattered all over the layout surface. So I did several other chores: Identified a half-dozen coal hoppers with duplicate road numbers, I corrected them; also removed and packed away 90% of my too-modern [for 1971] freight cars, including the double-stack well cars, enclosed auto racks, and Bethgons. Now I still have a bunch of CSX gondolas and cement hoppers, I need to back-date those with B&O or WM paint schemes. Gotta move quickly, before Spring weather actually arrives here in MD and I have to spend my Saturdays lawn mowing