Some ponderings............................
A stitch in time saves nine what?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Do clowns wear really big socks?
Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
Do fish get thirsty?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Ever notice how irons have a setting for "permanent" press? I don't get it.
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
How does a person with a lisp pronounce that word?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like?
If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why do they call it life insurance?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?
Who opened that first 'oyster' and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't 'this' look yummy!"
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Can fat people go skinny dipping, or do they just go chunky dunk?
And most important of all....................
What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?
Maybe I've had too much coffee?