evening all,
I got sorted out with Ebay,,, no problems whatsoever. The correct seller got his identity back as well so he's once again up and running as well.
B & Q JOB APPLICATION
>>
>> This is allegedly an actual job application that a
>> 75-year-old pensioner submitted to B&Q in Tunbridge
>> Wells.
>> They hired him because he was so funny.....
>>
>>
>> NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old man )
>>
>> SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right
>> woman (or at least one who will cooperate)
>>
>> DESIRED POSITION: Company's Chief Executive or
>> Managing Director. But seriously, whatever's
>> available. If I was in a position to be picky, I
>> wouldn't be applying in the first place - would I?
>>
>> DESIRED SALARY: £150,000 a year plus share options
>> and a Tony Blair style redundancy package. If that's
>> not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
>>
>> EDUCATION: Yes.
>>
>> LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management
>> hostility.
>>
>> PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.
>>
>> MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection
>> of stolen pens and post-it notes.
>>
>> REASON FOR LEAVING: It was a rubbish job.
>>
>> HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
>>
>> PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and
>> Thursday.
>>
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're
>> better suited to a more intimate environment.
>>
>> MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one,
>> would I be here?
>>
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD
>> PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?
>>
>> DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate
>> question here would be "Do you have a car that
>> runs?"
>>
>> HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR
>> RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the
>> Reader's Digest Timeshare Free Holiday Offer, so
>> they tell me.
>>
>> DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no!
>> On my breaks - yes!
>>
>> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:
>> Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy
>> Swedish supermodel with big boobs and who thinks
>> I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread.
>> Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
>>
>> NEAREST RELATIVE....7 miles
>>
>> DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE
>> TO THE BEST OF YOUR
>> KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.
>>
>> ***Old People Rock!***