Now I love my job, I really do.
My day just get's better and better.
My Boss just phoned me, "can I do him a favour" Yes, sure what do you need? I've a Coach coming back from the South of France
Me Ok?
Boss, Drivers not well, we're going to have to take him off.
Me, Okayyyy ????
Boss, I need you to go over and bring the Coach and passengers back.
Me, OK, when?
Boss, Tonight when you get back from this run your on
Me, (to myself wtf?????) Why me?
Boss, your the only driver I've got with continental driving experience and a valid passport.
Me, So I'm taking the company car? Where are they?
Boss, No, we're taking you home first, grab your overnight stuff then to the Eurostar, the group's in Paris.
Me, Oh ! OK, so the other drivers coming back with me?
Boss, No, he'll be coming back in a few days
Me, ???????
Boss, You'll find out when you get there, so I might as well tell you, he's had a heart attack in his sleep, the maid found him, so the body won't be coming back till the post mortem's done.
Me, ????????????????????
Boss, and your staying in his room.
Me, no,no,no,no, no chance find me another room or hotel.
Boss, we'll try, but no guarantee.
Did I tell you I love my job.