Hmmmm, and I thought I was the only one who randomly dropped condoms into stray carts !!!!

Lotsa fun at the local grocery on Wednesdays, when Sr's get an extra 10% off!!!

Worst part is, my Father taught me this!
Speaking of Walmart,
A couple is shopping in Walmart one day, and they pass a beer display.
"Look Honey" the husband says " They have the 24 pack of Budweiser on special for 10 bucks, lets get some!"
"No dear she says, it's too expensive" she answers.
Dejected, he follows her to the cosmetics counter, where she picks up some beauty cream and places it in the cart.
"Whats that?" he asked
"Face cream to make me beautiful!" she says.
He picks it up and spies the $20.00 price tag and says "We oughta go back and get the Budweiser, it does the same thing for half the cost."
Over the PA system comes the announcement, "Code blue in cosmetics, we have a husband down!"
