Old Joke!GARRY - You are going to have to get up a lot earlier if you THINK you are going to insult me or hurt my feelings. To start with -- You're not a Frenchman!
Just the other day I was standing next to a guy in the latrine lineup and he said to me,"The water is not very cold" - to which I replied, "Yeah, but it's not very deep either"!
Here is a true latrine story When the 2 older boys were say 4-5 years old (they are only 17 months apart) we went to Mickey D's for lunch. Kevin, the younger of the 2 said he needed to go potty, so I took him while his mother kept his brother occupied. Now there are 3 urinals. 1 & 2 are about 15-18 inches from the floor. #3 goes clear to the floor. #1 is occupied by a middle aged gent, so he looks at his choices and blurts out,
" I'll take this one dad", (pointing to #3) "Mine hangs down farther that yours does!"
The guy in #1 pissed on his shoe laughing!
He's now 6ft 7, I'm challenging him to a rematch!