KriegslokBR52
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After internet drinking there has to be internet fight. One of the absolute best:"Katy bar the door" it's on now! This is going to be bigger than the chili debate!
After internet drinking there has to be internet fight. One of the absolute best:"Katy bar the door" it's on now! This is going to be bigger than the chili debate!
You spelled "Glenlivet" and "Cutty Sark" wrong...
Nothing like a good "war story" from a fellow service man. Got a few of my own and might share it some day.A story from the memory banks of a long-retired sailor man
I don't know why or whether this sort of "thing" is acceptable on these Forums, but given my limited experiences at this super-interactive watering hole - figured if anywhere on the Forums would "work" for what I have to say - this place will.
Here goes:
Most, if not all sailors, know the difference between a sea-story and a fair-tale, well - this ain't either; it happened on a fine early evening at a close-to-authentic Irish Pub in downtown St. Louis, Missouri.
About once or twice (or thrice) a month a group of us would meet on Fridays after working hours for an unscheduled Happy Hour of our own making. The owners (brother & sister) were long-time acquaintances and always welcomed the presence of "men in uniform."
While gathering around a table made up for a dozen of us (give or take) one of the guys announced to the gathering that he was in love. Younger than the majority, this character swore he had never felt the way he was feeling about anyone of the opposite sex (that was at a time when we had opposite sexes).
The waitresses (they had not yet "elevated" to server status) were all college students making a few bucks in between classes and (doubtfully) studying.
One of the gals who waited on us regularly asked where we were all stationed and of course the attention focused in my direction. Not recalling the exact words, let me put it this way: "We just tied up down at the Arch and I gave the guys from our submarine the night out." The suppressed laughter was worth the story. Anyway, whether she believed me or not, that tale spread like oil on water throughout the joint.
The youngster with love-pangs had made a few successful "inroads" with the gal he was smitten with and told me he wanted to marry her.
I replied, "That can be done." His response, "Really?" Mine: "Yes, you do know that I, as your Skipper, have the authority to perform marriages at sea." He said, "But, we are not at sea. We are in a river." Continuing: I told him, "Not an issue, this can be done." His: "How?"
While all of this was going on, the pitchers of beer were being refilled faster than human consumption could keep up.
I asked the gal who was our "regular" to fetch a couple (as in two) pails of water; she obliged. The young man was mesmerized. I told him that to "qualify" for the marriage rites, he and his true love would have to immerse one foot in a pail of water and when they did, I would perform the ceremony.
The guys were besides themselves - but as sailors are known to be, went along with it all; with great cheer and gusto.
"True love" and the young man did as instructed and the ceremony began with a best man and a maid of honor along with dozens of witnesses.
The young man interrupted with "Don't we need a license to do this?" And of course, I came up with: "Nope; this is not a religious nor civil ceremony and is governed by the traditions of seafaring men." He bought it.
They were married on the spot and for however the blissful aftermath lasted, undoubtedly that night became etched in many a mind.
As happens in the military, people come and go. However, stories like mine develop lives of their own. Captain of a submarine got me more than a few drinks but more rewarding, lots of new acquaintances.
End of Story
Tom in Missouri
At this stage in my life that would end up in the emergency room.It been a while since we have had a good food and drink dust-up.
hen you retire they will be right royally screwedGood evening,
A simple 15 minute job, I should have been able to do from home, took nearly 3 hours and a trip back to the office. Back home, but still don't know what happened.
Firewall at city hall locked up while running an update, so I have to run to the office 45 minutes away to unplug and reset the power to the firewall and hope it comes back up. In the process, I accidentally started the update that was going to happen in 2 weeks on the Police department firewall. At least that one worked the way it was supposed to. After it comes back up and resets all the point to point VPN links, I then have to go to Fire Station one and reset the lights and tones with the county. For the non firefighters, lights and tones turns on the lights and sounds the alarms when the station is called to an emergency at all times.
Oh well, this was typed from home, remoted into my work computer because I can...At least everything seems to be working again.
See you in the morning. You have another 3.5 hours for the free drinks....And you're all welcome.
Did you explain contraceptionA story from the memory banks of a long-retired sailor man
I don't know why or whether this sort of "thing" is acceptable on these Forums, but given my limited experiences at this super-interactive watering hole - figured if anywhere on the Forums would "work" for what I have to say - this place will.
Here goes:
Most, if not all sailors, know the difference between a sea-story and a fair-tale, well - this ain't either; it happened on a fine early evening at a close-to-authentic Irish Pub in downtown St. Louis, Missouri.
About once or twice (or thrice) a month a group of us would meet on Fridays after working hours for an unscheduled Happy Hour of our own making. The owners (brother & sister) were long-time acquaintances and always welcomed the presence of "men in uniform."
While gathering around a table made up for a dozen of us (give or take) one of the guys announced to the gathering that he was in love. Younger than the majority, this character swore he had never felt the way he was feeling about anyone of the opposite sex (that was at a time when we had opposite sexes).
The waitresses (they had not yet "elevated" to server status) were all college students making a few bucks in between classes and (doubtfully) studying.
One of the gals who waited on us regularly asked where we were all stationed and of course the attention focused in my direction. Not recalling the exact words, let me put it this way: "We just tied up down at the Arch and I gave the guys from our submarine the night out." The suppressed laughter was worth the story. Anyway, whether she believed me or not, that tale spread like oil on water throughout the joint.
The youngster with love-pangs had made a few successful "inroads" with the gal he was smitten with and told me he wanted to marry her.
I replied, "That can be done." His response, "Really?" Mine: "Yes, you do know that I, as your Skipper, have the authority to perform marriages at sea." He said, "But, we are not at sea. We are in a river." Continuing: I told him, "Not an issue, this can be done." His: "How?"
While all of this was going on, the pitchers of beer were being refilled faster than human consumption could keep up.
I asked the gal who was our "regular" to fetch a couple (as in two) pails of water; she obliged. The young man was mesmerized. I told him that to "qualify" for the marriage rites, he and his true love would have to immerse one foot in a pail of water and when they did, I would perform the ceremony.
The guys were besides themselves - but as sailors are known to be, went along with it all; with great cheer and gusto.
"True love" and the young man did as instructed and the ceremony began with a best man and a maid of honor along with dozens of witnesses.
The young man interrupted with "Don't we need a license to do this?" And of course, I came up with: "Nope; this is not a religious nor civil ceremony and is governed by the traditions of seafaring men." He bought it.
They were married on the spot and for however the blissful aftermath lasted, undoubtedly that night became etched in many a mind.
As happens in the military, people come and go. However, stories like mine develop lives of their own. Captain of a submarine got me more than a few drinks but more rewarding, lots of new acquaintances.
End of Story
Tom in Missouri
I told my son when I die, I want to be cremated, and have a burial at sea--be sure to flush twice.Our hobby has a habit of losing its member our average age not being in our favour in the unlikely loss of someone without warning I want to reiterate this coffee shop brightens my life
that said I have a spot on the layout for anyone who needs it
Take your pick the leaning over drunk one I warn you is heavily over subscribed…. Wiggles eyebrows
I that case this one for me:Our hobby has a habit of losing its member our average age not being in our favour in the unlikely loss of someone without warning I want to reiterate this coffee shop brightens my life
that said I have a spot on the layout for anyone who needs it
Take your pick the leaning over drunk one I warn you is heavily over subscribed…. Wiggles eyebrows
I like mushrooms on my pizza, but there was no such choiceMorning all,
Another day, another day older...
42° and clear going for a high in the upper 60's later.
Might have to leave early today. There's an estate sale advertising trains. Pictures show some blue box stuff along with Life-like and Model Power stuff. I'd go for the blue box stuff and see about some of the other things. I don't really have a bunch for trains this month. I'm starting to get a little choosy about what I get anymore.
KriegslokBR52: I prefer cheese on my Tombstone. Haven't seen a Tombstone commercial in years, but have several in my freezer.
First ticket of the day...
BBL
I understand that.Yes I do need the time off, just don't want to think about what happens when I get back.
TomO: I'm a little old to retire at 62, however the 65 number is sounding better, although full SS is still 4 years out.