hyrail5 said:
Thanks guys. I must have had a brain fart and forgot to tell you. *sigh*
After just celebrating my 33rd this week, how about some advice from an "old fart" hisself?
Double check that Miss Right's first name isn't Always. 9 Times out of 10 she will be.
Have a tape recorder installed in the back of your brain with a never ending tape in it. When you argue, she has the ability to quote word for word something you said 10 months ago. You will not of course, remember this at all. The tape will help you defend yourself against losing
ANOTHER argument.
(Which you will anyway!)
Never, ever, ever, give her tools, or appliances as birthday/anniversary gifts. No matter how bad YOU need the tools, don't "give" them to her. She may use them on you!
Also never give her ANY kind of sexy lingerie! Unlike a single woman, she will view this as very uncomfortable and degrading!
Always stick to the simple things, diamonds, emeralds, trips to Cancun, etc. You'll live longer!
All joking aside, Brian,
Congratulations! And Best Wishes to your Bride!