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Steve B · May 9, 2006

for ballasting tunnels

grande man · May 9, 2006

Since the radio weather man was covering the cold front, nudie began to...

dthurman · May 9, 2006

call the police about this wierd...

Steve B · May 9, 2006

warm puddle coming out of her neigbours garage

PNKFLOYD · May 9, 2006

, was the engine leaking diesel fuel?

NZRMac · May 9, 2006

No the freezer has stopped and it's defrosted all the...

grande man · May 10, 2006

...grape popsickles.

enjineerbill · May 10, 2006

So when the police arrived...

dthurman · May 10, 2006

they noticed a fanatical

PNKFLOYD · May 10, 2006

..kitty-litter trail leading toward..

enjineerbill · May 10, 2006

A naked 400 lb man on his hands and knees...

jbaakko · May 10, 2006

...sluping grape surup from the floor.

IronBeltKen · May 10, 2006

making a totally bizzarre sound, like a...

PNKFLOYD · May 10, 2006

bumblebee with hicups, doing push-ups....

dthurman · May 10, 2006

but in reality it was a RDC in UP paint with a legion of UP...

jbaakko · May 10, 2006

..., thus leaving both police officers laughing hystaricly...

dthurman · May 10, 2006

wishing they could be operating their model railroad instead of...

grande man · May 10, 2006

...watching the "far side" of the hobby.

PNKFLOYD · May 10, 2006

The BLI engine was carefully replaced on the track..

IronBeltKen · May 10, 2006

...when, at that very moment, one of the police officers burst in and annouced he needed to bring it with him to headquarters as "evidence"...