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[jbaakko]

...hopefully the...

 

[enjineerbill]

..river won't go away too.

 

[PNKFLOYD]

It has given me a new idea to model a

 

[dthurman]

40 foot tall fence

 

[grande man]

Suddenly, my nudist neighbor burst in yelling something about an impending cold front.

 

[enjineerbill]

So I grabbed my....

 

[IronBeltKen]

camera, except I noticed at the last second, that

 

[grande man]

...the pee stained BLI loco had entered the turntable approach, full speed...

 

[PNKFLOYD]

...as I stepped toward the engine I kicked the throttle....

 

[enjineerbill]

..into the kitty litter...

 

[jbaakko]

... which reminds me why the cat was there...

 

[grande man]

...in the first place. Reaching into the literbox for the throttle, I watched the speeding BLI...

 

[uspscsx]

inch closer to the turntable. Suddenly, the turntable...

 

[NZRMac]

...which is DCC controlled, went into a wild spin.....

 

[jbaakko]

...firing the E8 halfway...

 

[IronBeltKen]

across the room and into the hands of my son [who happened to be an outfielder for the local Minor League team]...

 

[grande man]

Whew! What a save. Now, what to do about the nudist neighbor...

 

[enjineerbill]

...who is mysteriously covered in kitty litter!!

 

[IronBeltKen]

At 400 lbs., dislodging him would be no easy task...

 

[enjineerbill]

..and as we all know, honey and kitty litter is not a good mix.