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[grande man]

Now I'm a law abidding man, but...

 

[RexHea]

taking my BLI was just...

 

[jbaakko]

...something that wasn't going to happen without just compensation...

 

[NZRMac]

So I rang the police station, and the chief offered me an MTH K4 as a replacement for.....

 

[enjineerbill]

..the little tirade I was throwing.

 

[grande man]

Still, while they weren't looking, I was able to swap an Athearn BB for the BLI...

 

[PNKFLOYD]

, as I didn't want the BLI engine to disappear in a five-finger discount.

 

[Old 97]

..and turn up later on e-bay...

 

[grande man]

...as "custom" weathered.

 

[Fergmiester]

UP garbage that might bring down the wrath of Corporate bottom feeding, blood sucking Lawyers

 

[PNKFLOYD]

but I don't want to mince words about my feelings as I...

 

[grande man]

...am in a terrible mood after disciplining the cat...

 

[Steve B]

for not scratching the police mans leg

 

[Old 97]

and acting like a homicidal psycho jungle cat...

 

[grande man]

...and for whizzing on the BLI E8.

 

[PNKFLOYD]

I opened a fresh can of "P-B-Gon" to..

 

[Old 97]

But I discovered it wasn't so fresh after all.......

 

[PNKFLOYD]

, so I decided to use Cheese Whizz remover instead on the tainted ballast

 

[IronBeltKen]

, thinking to myself, "This is what I get for using kitty litter as ballast!"

 

[Old 97]

but then I realized....