blownoutcylinder
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Sounds like a 'Laugh In" stunt with Artie Johnson on the tricycle----goes up to a tree---hits it---sits there-----falls over-----
Wait! Don't you know that bicyclists are worth big points? They're fast moving, highly manuverable targets! You're throwing away valuable points there!
Look, the basic format goes as follows, with special situations being reviewed on a per case basis of course:
Elderly pedestrians (slow moving targets) = 10 points
Middle aged pedestrians (faster) = 25 points
Young adult pedesrians (quiker yet with better reaction times) = 50 points
Teenagers = 0 points (Most people want to kill them anyways, so we're not going to reward you for a job anyone else is probably already wanting to do for free!)
Kids = OFF LIMITS (Shoot, half the time they throw themselves in front of your car......no challenge there!)
+ 10 for target wearing sneakers (makes them quicker)
+ 25 for a pedal bike with a 1 point boost for each gear the bike has
+ 50 for a moped
+ 100 for anyone caught being stupid at the time of impact (Plus a great feeling of satasfaction!)
- 10 for a cane
- 25 for a walker or wheelchair (very little challenge here)
- 50 for a seeing eye dog or white cane (virtually no challenge)
Now that you know the basic rules of the game, forget all you learned in drivers ed and go out there and take charge of the roads! Remeber, DRIVE OFFENCE!
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really sad to hear. however i never heard of proper motorcycle footwear flying of. slippers and sneakers yes, boots stay on your feet (hopefully attached to rest of the bodyI got rear-ended while riding my motorcycle so hard my shoes flew off. Anybody want to chip in to pay my medical bills? I only owe another quarter million or so...
cleanup however will be a "female dog" with potentially expencive repair of paintjob so i try not to run people over... hek, not even those arogant geese
really sad to hear. however i never heard of proper motorcycle footwear flying of. slippers and sneakers yes, boots stay on your feet (hopefully attached to rest of the body) .being rear ened at light is my paranoia, i have very bright oscillating additional stop light, always staying in gear, looking behind frantically ready to take off until i have several cars piled up behind me. unfortunately it is much easier to just relax. heal well
Strangely enough, they were steel-toed lace-up work boots. I also had my helmet strapped securely on my head, but it flew off as well. The police found it, still strapped, half a block away, along with my cell phone. I took quite a hit, the police figure he was doing at least 40 mph faster than I was (I was doing 45).really sad to hear. however i never heard of proper motorcycle footwear flying of. slippers and sneakers yes, boots stay on your feet (hopefully attached to rest of the body)
Strangely enough, they were steel-toed lace-up work boots. I also had my helmet strapped securely on my head, but it flew off as well. The police found it, still strapped, half a block away, along with my cell phone. I took quite a hit, the police figure he was doing at least 40 mph faster than I was (I was doing 45).
He went back to Costa Rica.![]()
