Good morning crew, a balmy 12* out side right now. Hoping the Jeep wants to start this morning.
That reminds me of a joke...:
MINNESOTA TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
60 degrees F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Minnesota sunbathe.
50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant gardens.
40 F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 F: Distilled water freezes. The water at Lake Bemidji in Minnesota starts getting cooler.
20 F: French cars won't start. Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt, buttons open.
15 F: New York City landlords finally turn up the heat. People in
Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 F: American cars won't start. All the people in Miami die. Minnesotans close the windows.
10 below zero: German cars won't start. Californians escape en masse to Mexico. Girl Scouts in Minnesota sell cookies door to door.(In fact, they're selling them right now!!)
25 below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates. People in Minnesota rummage
around the attic to find some winter coats.
40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Some Minnesotans are frustrated when they can't start their cars.
460 below zero (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale): All atomic motion stops. People in Minnesota start saying . . . "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below zero: Hell freezes over. In Minnesota, VIKINGS win the Super Bowl!!