Jeffrey, I forgot to add that Lyrica really is a bad thing for you to take. Swelling is a well known side effect as is lack of eye-hand coordination. I think you'll do a lot better off it, especially since its efficacy for use with peripheral diabetic neuropathy is not well established. If you haven't tried it, tramadol, known by the brand name Ultram, is a mild narcotic pain reliever and has been shown to offer better pain relief than the anticonvulsant drugs like Lyrica. Neurontin is another possibility in the anticonvulsant class drugs with less annoying side effects.
Chris, I'm not kidding, there's no booze on the house, Neither me or my wife can drink because we both have Meniere's Syndrome. Alcohol is one of the triggers and makes me get vertigo and vomit for about eight hours straight. There is an ABC store about two miles from the house so y'all will have to bring some money down for booze. My neighbor on the left is an FBI agent so I wouldn't be throwing darts at him. The one on the right is a scumbag doper so throwing darts at him is OK as long as you hide behind some trees so he can't see the darts coming.
BOC, the highest probability is that the low won't develop although it's looking stronger tonight. I'll just keep thinking good thoughts. The plane is a Russian model that's still in use today in a lot of third world countries. As Tony said, it's not legal for commercial use here but the Polish variant is and it's used by some air freight companies and skydiving outfits. It's the biggest single engine biplane ever built and will carry 22 pasengers in typical Soviet-style comfort.
We're actually flying out in an RJ100, a much more comfortable jet. However, given how much grief the two girls have given me, it's my turn to have a little fun with them.
Dan, gas grills aren't as nice as real charcoal for grilling. OTOH, since half of you will be plastered half the time, it would probably be easier to get it going than playing with lighter fluid and matches. BOC, I don't think you want to find out what happens to a propane tank while shooting at it. Actually, keep the shooting down to a minumum since the guy behind me can't take a joke and tends to call the cops if he hears too many gunshots.
Rex, you are more than welcome to play cars and trucks in downtown. It would probably be more fun than operating my dinky layout. I'm going to make sure that all the guns are locked in the safe since you're going to be bored after about an hour and you know what happens when you get bored. Please tell the cheerleaders to take home ALL their thongs with them this time. I'm never going to be able to convince Dianna that some of my train friends left them behind. I do have a nice whirlpool tub in the master bedroom but try not to splash water all over the place while you're chasing the girls or at least wipe it up when you're done. Wives notice water stained walls.
Oh, yeah, I do have a security system for the house that will be set so you need to know the code. It's the value of
Pi to the 32nd significant digit. You have 10 seconds to enter it before Prattville PD is notified. You can do it as long as one of you is really good at entering numbers fast on a keypad. I'd practice before you get here. The Metro Jail is hurting for money and the PD arrests just about anyone they run across...well, except for the people they shoot. They get a little trigger happy at times.
I literally have a pickup load of junk steel, nuts, bolts, screws (all used and nasty) plus several old lawn mower engines, smashed gas cans, and empty steel 5 gallon buckets. Plus misc pieces of steel, from 4-5 inches long to 2-3 feet long to get rid of. What can I say, Dad was a packrat! And this doesn't include the plastic, wood, and aluminum stuff that he had saved up. One good thing, I found about 35 brand new oil filters for the truck, plus 16 gallons of Prestone. I still have an area about 10x10, that is full of stuff 5 ft high to drag out and sort. Wonder what I'll find there?????? 
