Nothing to do with Model Railroading

[JazzDad]

I am pleased to announce my company is offering toilet paper at 25 cents per roll. This is fully functional toilet tissue, soft-to-the-touch, and 100% recycled!

I employ hundreds of small, elementary school age children (otherwise roaming the streets due to educational facility closures) to lift man hole covers, climb down and retrieve the slightly soiled tissue. Others, usually junior-high students, hoist the buckets up and place the contents in large wheeled bins. The older children (high school) pull the bins to our plant where we (kind of) clean the paper, dry it, and re-roll it on the (also recycled from landfills) cardboard centers.

You benefit in three ways:
You get inexpensive toilet tissue
Help the environment
Employ kids who would be getting in trouble.

Place your order today!

 

[D&J RailRoad]

Something is just wrong with that.

 

[daves68]

that"s a good one !!!

 

[Boris]

That's what I call problem solving.

 

[tootnkumin]

Would that be prescribed for use after what Terry mentioned the other day? A stool transplant.

 

[Patrick]

Only slightly soiled?????

 

[Greg@mnrr]

Most people don't properly use toilet paper. It's designed to used on both sides of the sheets.

Greg

 

[JazzDad]

I even pull the plies apart.

 

[twforeman]

I even pull the plies apart.

You should buy single-ply and save yourself some time and trouble...

 

[Greg@mnrr]

I even pull the plies apart.
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twforeman: Pulling the plies apart and using both sides of the tissue, gives you four times the amount of wiping per sheet.

Greg

 

[twforeman]

 

[JazzDad]

OK, that's probably enough on this subject. Before Bob shuts it down...

I just bought an Amtrak train set. It even came with a replacement bus service.