Merry Christmas Everyone


leghome

Maytag "Danged Agitator"
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
The following was passed around on another list. I hope you find it amusing.


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter
solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all.

In addition, please also accept our best wishes for a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year
2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this
country great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater
than any other country or area of choice), and without regard to the
race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
orientation of the wishers.

This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a
period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first. "Holiday" is not intended to be, nor
shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian
celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized
or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack
thereof).

Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable
at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or
for no reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
the wisher her/himself or others, or responsibility for the
consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-
implementation of it.

This greeting is void where prohibited by law.
 
i thought that was quite funny leghome.:D almost made me feel like i was about to use a warranty, or sign the paper for a new car,etc.;):D thanks for sharing that, hope you dont mind, but i'm going to copy it off and take it to work. Merry Christmas to you and all of yours.:) thanks, -Dean
 
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