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Maytag "Danged Agitator"
The following was passed around on another list. I hope you find it amusing.

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That FM guy
i thought that was quite funny leghome.:D almost made me feel like i was about to use a warranty, or sign the paper for a new car,etc.;):D thanks for sharing that, hope you dont mind, but i'm going to copy it off and take it to work. Merry Christmas to you and all of yours.:) thanks, -Dean


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