Koala and the Lizard

[leghome]

A koala is sitting up in a gum tree ... Smoking a joint When a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and They have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his Mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But The little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and Falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and Helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned And then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into The rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting Finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Holy Crap dude ... How much water did you drink?!!"

 

[Lady_Railfan]

I should know better than to read your jokes when the cat is sitting on my lap. OUCH!