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Lady_Railfan

House Mother, Cheerleader
A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened nearby, where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. Among the instructions at the entrance, is a description of how the store operates.

There are only 6 floors. The instructions state that the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch....

As you open the door to any floor you may choose any man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find a husband......

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store.
 

CBCNSfan

Registered Member
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Well my wife isn't too good on stairs guess that's how I got hooked. Geez didn't know I came from Wal_Mart though

Willis
 




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