The CSX local bought an Aurora & Portland heavy-duty flat to Hillside today. According to the bill of lading, it's supposed to pick up a transformer. P&N president Roscoe is trying to explain to the CSX conductor that "We ain't got no transformers here except the little bitty one over at the power plant and that ain't goin' anywhere." The CSX conductor said the CSX is never wrong so the flat is going to get dropped at the P&N interchange. Engineer Spike is lending moral support from the P&N SW-1500, which consists mostly of a torrent of obscenities. Officer Bill just wants to know why the CSX local has the First Street crossing tied up for the last 20 minutes and who strung those phone wires over the parking lot light. Lots of problems in good old Hillside today.