Jaz avalley
Station cat
LOLI'm in need of confession.
Bless me, I have sinned.
I had a bad week especially considering it is lent.
I got feed up with tailgaters. Waved at several of them one finger at a time. I asked a few to pull over and talk to me about it, no one did.
The final straw, just before dawn a moron layed on the horn, five plus seconds to encourage me to go faster. It was a narrow residential street, no room to pass. I stopped, got out and went off. "Do you need help?" Driver slowly shakes his head no. "Do you know where you are?" Driver looks confused, probably frightened. "You are in Baltimore, one of the most dangerous cities in the country and I am one of the meanest mother f&%$@$ in it! So you better calm the f@#% down!" Then I got back into the car and drove off. I turned after about 100 yards. The other driver was no longer in such a hurry as they had not yet moved.
i had a car cut me up twice on the motorway, unusually I was driving not the other half,first I noticed him he cut me up in the middle lane, didn’t understand his problem, husband said ignore and overtake as he has slowed down, overtook and he cut me again, husband said overtake again bloke pointed to the off motorway sign and husband said pull over and follow him off motorway, the exit led to a small roundabout, other driver out of car tall 6’6” I’m guessing husband just under 6 foot and slim other bloke big stomach otherwise appears slim, he walks over and belly bounces the other half who holds his feet and then belly bounces back, the bloke looked well shocked, apparently this normally intimidates, today he chose the wrong person, I can hear him shouting about headlights. The other half calls out and ask me to flip the headlights on, a short discussion then they shake hands, other half walks back and says, where they replaced that headlight yesterday it is set too high, take it back tomorrow and tell them to sort it out, which they did and apologised as the light was indeed too high.That bloke was lucky though mine did a little boxing in the forces, when there was a shortage o f bouts he was asked to fight the next weight up - who as it turned out fought professionally, he knocked my other half down three times, but he praised him afterwards and said he had poor foot work hence an experienced fighter knocking him down, but he said if he fancied taking up training he could pull some strings as when the other half had actually hit him he felt like a freight train had just rammed him. despite no bruising of note the other half complained his jaw felt like it had been hit by a hammer, and he wasn’t inclined to take up the sport professionally, and luckily his face is still in one piece all these years later. he gave up rugby after they knocked two teeth out, forces gave him a gold tooth and a platinum bridge, years later at least two dentists had admired the work, and were gobsmacked when they were to.d is was forces work, when it finally fell apart the cheeky dentist tried to just leave the metal work in the dish,luckily the other half was too clever for that and picked it up,the replacement work is definitely not as good.
FYI other half has been carved up by drivers on his motorbike, some lived to regret their actions. one went to court and he not my other half ended up9 with points on his licence, he claimed my other half had 1. Exceeded a 60, mile speed limit to chase and intimidate, and two swore at him, and three kicked his car door. My other half said as he was driving a motorbike that he had only just passed his driving licence with it could not do 6o miles an hour on a down ward slope with a tailwind, he cited the bike model and it’s capabilities and cheekily asked if the other would put it in writing as he could sell the bike at a premium, and as the other bloke had pointed out his helmet visor was shut, and his car window was shut it was highly unlikely that he could have heard a profanity even if he had sworn which he did not, he also pointed out that booting the other cars panel while riding on his bike would likely had left him sat on his bum on the tarmac. Not surprisingly the judge found in favour of my other half, and for wasting court time he fined and gave points to the car driver. Husband said it was worth losing a days pay/holiday to see the xxxxxx get what he deserved. he had claimed my husband was sinister as on a black bike and wearing black leathers, DOH.
