Was my kart racing name back when I could afford it, before it went from expensive to nope. Everyone's name was their car/dream car, '67 Camaro, 69 Cuda, 911 GT3, whatever. I have an old Forester with 286k miles and a leaking head gasket where every trip is an adventure and every arrival a small victory. It's slow. And shaped like a toaster. Thus, Pokey Toaster.
An EJ 257 would fit in place of its tired EJ251, as would a 6sp manual in place if its 4EAT with its funky shifts and then it would no longer be pokey and could do the quarter in about 11.5 instead of just "yes" (as in "Yes, it will probably go a quarter mile".