Hey Philip, I was just thinking and laughing again about your list and this is one I know about, "How do you throw a garbage can away?"
Well, sometime back I tried to throw one away for the trash/junk pickup (garbage pickup wouldn't handle it)and it wasn't until the third time (weeks) that they picked it up. It had a wheel gone, handle was broke, and cracked down the side, but I had to stand out there and meet them when they came by and say it was ok. Darnest thing to get rid of!
Jeffrey, it looks like you are warming up again. Was a nice day here after we got our paltry .39 inches of rain. Prattville High School is now 7 and 0 and we are ranked number 3 in the nation in high school football. There were about 40,000 people at the game last night. I'm happy for the football team but I sure wish they'd spend some of that money on educating students so our moron to non-moron ratio would decrease a bit. Going to get my last few switch machines wired up today and start tidying up the wiring going to the control stand. I may even be able to post a picture of it here soon and not have everyone laughing at me. 
I've seen some abandoned locos, but never any in the shape that ones in. That would make an interesting model.
