Morning all!
OK, It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: 'bread.' If you said
'toast,' give up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you
said, bread, go to Question 2.
2. Say 'silk' five times.
Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you
said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question.
Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content
yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as
Auto World. However, if you said 'water', proceed to
question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red
bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink
house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made
from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from
glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why the hell are
you still reading these???
If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.
4. It's twenty years ago, and a
plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will
recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into
West Germany and East Germany.) Anyw ay, during the flight,
two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last
remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing
procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do
so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of
'no man's land' between East Germany and West
Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany,
West Germany, or no man's land'?
Answer: You don't bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else,
you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, 'You
don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question.
5. Without using a calculator - You
are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In
London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get
off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people
get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 1 1 people get off and
16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five
people get on . In! Carmath en, six people get off and three
get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your ow name? It was YOU!!
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!
OK, I'll quit picking on you now! (I failed too!)