Trussrod
Well-Known Member
For a bit of diversion!
Some RR Jokes, post any, Freshly Scrubbed Ones, you've heard!
Here's a few to start:
D: Front air hose almost needs replacement.
S: Front air hose almost replaced;
D: Something loose in cab
S: Something tightened in cab;
D: Evidence of oil leak
S: Evidence removed;
D: Alerter volume unbelievably loud
S: Alerter volume set to more believable level;
D: Suspected crack in #1 axle R-side brake shoe
S: Suspect you're right;
D: Engine missing
S: Engine found after brief search in engine compartment;
D: Radio constantly hums
S: Changed radio to channel with lyrics;
D: Sanders won't turn off
S: Charged sanders with Level-5 insubordination;
D: Hint of flat spots #3 axle
S: Hint of repair #3 axle;
D: Bell only works occasionally
S: Bell only repaired occasionally;
D: Horn is really loud
S: Closed all windows;
D: Cannot depress independent brake valve
S: Replaced cheerful brake valve with depressed brake valve;
D: Gauge light burned out
S: Gauge light placed on vacation;
D: Windshield wipers won't work
S: Windshield wipers given stern warning;
D: Lots of smoke coming out the stack
S: That's where it's supposed to come out;
D: Think the amp gauge is off
S: Think it's on;
D: Wheel slip light keeps coming on
S: Turned wheel slip light function off;
D: Horrible smell coming from toilet
S: Flushed toilet - opened window;
and my favorite -
D: Engine acting funny
S: Engine warned to straighten up and act serious!
Some RR Jokes, post any, Freshly Scrubbed Ones, you've heard!
Here's a few to start:
D: Front air hose almost needs replacement.
S: Front air hose almost replaced;
D: Something loose in cab
S: Something tightened in cab;
D: Evidence of oil leak
S: Evidence removed;
D: Alerter volume unbelievably loud
S: Alerter volume set to more believable level;
D: Suspected crack in #1 axle R-side brake shoe
S: Suspect you're right;
D: Engine missing
S: Engine found after brief search in engine compartment;
D: Radio constantly hums
S: Changed radio to channel with lyrics;
D: Sanders won't turn off
S: Charged sanders with Level-5 insubordination;
D: Hint of flat spots #3 axle
S: Hint of repair #3 axle;
D: Bell only works occasionally
S: Bell only repaired occasionally;
D: Horn is really loud
S: Closed all windows;
D: Cannot depress independent brake valve
S: Replaced cheerful brake valve with depressed brake valve;
D: Gauge light burned out
S: Gauge light placed on vacation;
D: Windshield wipers won't work
S: Windshield wipers given stern warning;
D: Lots of smoke coming out the stack
S: That's where it's supposed to come out;
D: Think the amp gauge is off
S: Think it's on;
D: Wheel slip light keeps coming on
S: Turned wheel slip light function off;
D: Horrible smell coming from toilet
S: Flushed toilet - opened window;
and my favorite -
D: Engine acting funny
S: Engine warned to straighten up and act serious!
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