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[chrismoore93]

while looking at the cat I had the weirdest idea...

 

[jbaakko]

..., you know those chinese and their food habits...

 

[Steve B]

Mmmm just then i spotted Mr One Hung lo with his well oil'd wok peeking through the door of his westwaunt,,,

 

[Old 97]

holding up the cat by it's tail, I yelled "you buy one dolla?".....

 

[chrismoore93]

he agreed and took the cat off my hands...

 

[jbaakko]

I just hope I don't end up eating it when I order Chicken teriaki & fried rice for the next NASCAR Race.

 

[Old 97]

because everyone knows...

 

[PNKFLOYD]

.. it would be a cat-astrophe to...

 

[grande man]

...eat your own cat.

 

[jbaakko]

After all this, I decided it was time to...

 

[chrismoore93]

search on ebay for some new locos...

 

[jbaakko]

Hoping I can find a new Brass unit for under $150...

 

[Old 97]

while searching e-bay, I became worried about my cat because........

 

[grande man]

I've eaten sweet and sour, uh, pork a few times in the past.

 

[chrismoore93]

I dropped the entire idea of me eating my cat and started doing...

 

[Steve B]

Sea Shanties again while taking a bath in my neigbours,,,

 

[jbaakko]

toilet bowl...

 

[PNKFLOYD]

, which would be enough bathing until next spring.

 

[ssw9662]

However, in the toilet bowl there was a cat

 

[chrismoore93]

to my suprise it was alive and bit me right in the...