Bruette
Well-Known Member
Bed linen... I haven't touched any of that since I got married in 2003. Even before I had wonderful girl friends who would take care of it. I changed the sheets, did the laundry, cleaned the house, made dinner and did most everything else my first marriage.
You busy guys would make me feel bad if I actually cared.
I don't do much of anything. I deliver heavy (over 15lbs) packages. I do make any delivery where there are dogs or in places i feel my wife may be unsafe. My wife loves dogs, but strange dogs make her nervous. All dogs love me and I love them! Otherwise, she has no fear for her safety, but I worry. That pretty little woman has more courage than most any two men.
I changed the air filter in the equinox, and I still do my oil changes and quick PMs. I have been cleared to ride and exercise bike. The Dr's plan was 1 minute/day and increase by 1minute every other day. I made it to five minutes and that was enough. My plan is to ride twice a day instead of longer. I may even get up to riding three times a day. The problem is my bony ass wants to slip off the back! I can't get too fatigued to keep my ass on the bike. My 6'9" skeleton (compressed down to 6'5") still weighs 218lbs, who is going to pick me up? I don't want firemen responding to my house just to pick my ass off the floor.
I used to worry my beautiful wife married me as a trophy husband. Now I know she loves me. I'm a semi-lame broken down old fuc% running on fumes. I aint no trophy, I'm a burden she happily and lovingly takes great care of.
I might be skinny, but by the Grace of God I still feel fat and happy!
I do have some good news to report - I no longer need to wear a diaper to bed and since 9/14 I can go an hour between peeing, thank God!
Every day is a good day; some are simply better than others.
Enjoy your day, you only get one chance, once this one is gone, it's gone for good.
You busy guys would make me feel bad if I actually cared.
I changed the air filter in the equinox, and I still do my oil changes and quick PMs. I have been cleared to ride and exercise bike. The Dr's plan was 1 minute/day and increase by 1minute every other day. I made it to five minutes and that was enough. My plan is to ride twice a day instead of longer. I may even get up to riding three times a day. The problem is my bony ass wants to slip off the back! I can't get too fatigued to keep my ass on the bike. My 6'9" skeleton (compressed down to 6'5") still weighs 218lbs, who is going to pick me up? I don't want firemen responding to my house just to pick my ass off the floor.
I used to worry my beautiful wife married me as a trophy husband. Now I know she loves me. I'm a semi-lame broken down old fuc% running on fumes. I aint no trophy, I'm a burden she happily and lovingly takes great care of.
I might be skinny, but by the Grace of God I still feel fat and happy!
I do have some good news to report - I no longer need to wear a diaper to bed and since 9/14 I can go an hour between peeing, thank God!
Every day is a good day; some are simply better than others.
Enjoy your day, you only get one chance, once this one is gone, it's gone for good.
