So you get the idea, I think. But a couple of those guys did actually want to hear the whole story, so I told it. And tell it again here. As I said in the intro, when your eyes glaze over, just move on.
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I realize I cut enough corners trying to keep things simple the story doesn't make sense. It's definitely longer too. When your eyes glaze over, just remember--you asked for it.
The coolant issue happened about three years ago now, and everything was running just fine. Only had the one key, and securing a backup was on the list, but it was then and still is now a long, long list. By that point I had already left top down in several days of light drizzle, and I did, later on have an issue when the top would not go up, but the original damage was caused by being at a point in life where it just wasn't important enough to go out and put the top up. Deep depression (which I would not wish on anyone). The lady closest to me in life was diagnosed with cancer, and the last thing I cared about at the time was cars.
But she's still here, and I don't think I would be if she weren't.
Anyway, I parked the car that day in a narrow garage, and I always had to angle it in to even open the drivers door wide enough I could get out...and I'm built like Dan Gurney--tall, thin galoot. But for that I don't know if I ever could have garaged it.
When the system blew it leaked from the drivers side about a third of the way forward from the back. Ahead of the engine. It leaked for months and I couldn't do a thing about it. Couldn't even hope to get a jack under the car on the P-side either due to a large concrete step, so it just sat for a long time. And leaked.
I was living at the house, but mom's health took a sharp downturn one day, and I moved back to the house I grew up in (about a mile away). Threw some stuff into a few boxes and was out the door.
Went back on a regular basis to get mail, check on things (the smaller house was built in the 50's), but never for long. I was mom's sole-care provider for eleven months, and during that time I managed about six entire hours of "off time." Otherwise, 24/7. No internet either, but I did get reasonably good with the cell phone. Otherwise I'd have gone completely round the bend, I'm sure.
Moved home in April, and I had last been at the small house at the end of July. Went back about four days later, drove in and had one of those "geezus, did I leave the garage door open like that" moments. Got a bit further in and realized no--the back door was bungied wide open. I sure didn't do that. So, royally ticked off I went in, found all my keys were gone, and also found a naked gal lying in my bed. Her english wasn't very good, and all she wanted to do was find the bus station. Not confrontational, apologetic, and embarrassed...just a gal trying to get through life any way she could, so I didn't call the cops, but just invited her out.
She said her friend "Jose" had just left, and "he said we could use this place." With a bad left leg and a few other issues, it's a good thing I didn't meet him face to face, 'cause I'd have lost the fight and maybe my life. So I got lucky, really.
Found out they had smashed the front door lockset to gain entry, and at some point they had a vehicle in there too, as one of the gate posts had been bent. But the 996 was still there. They certainly wanted it, and had the keys, but the battery was long flat, and they may not have taken much time trying to boost it, but planned to come back later. However, since they realized I was back and the the cops (by then) WERE involved, they just evaporated and didn't come back. This was about the time Tren de Aragua was making it's presence known in the Denver metro area, automatic weapons and all, and I don't own guns, so I had to be pretty cautious. Couldn't go near the place after dark except to see if they were there again and call in the law...but after the first time, they disappeared.
They DID get a fair bit of personal items, certainly enough to have made the connection to the big house where mom lived--they got my father's GA flight bag, which I kept after he passed, and the connection was easy to make, so I was pretty worried about mom's safety after that. She was terrified, I was pretty much on permanent watch at the big house just in case...and so I couldn't do much of anything about recovering the burglary scene at all, including getting the cars out and away (the other one, which had been under a tarp is a '99 Boxster 5 speed).
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Unfortunately, the small house attracted a second group of burglars about eight months later--definitely a gang, and they just kept coming. I had police in there several times with weapons drawn and the bad guys just destroyed the place over the course of two months. Piled four feet high with boxes, bags, furniture, etc. and I just couldn't do much of anything about it because I couldn't leave mom alone. And more to the point I couldn't risk a confrontation that would get me injured or worse because it would leave her without the care she needed. So they just kept coming back.
I realized they were going to want the 996, but since I couldn't get it out myself, I figured they weren't going to either. They were also focused on the house...but eventually they tired of that and started focusing on the car. Several obvious attempts and quite a few fingerprints later they succeeded, and it turned out they lifted it up onto skates (had to lift it because there was no way to get a jack under the P-side) and got it out. Turns out they sold it on Facebook to a collector who just wanted the motor for another car he was restoring. Detective said he drove down about 150 miles with a flatbed and they sold it to him right there in the driveway. I had been there the previous night, cops had cleared it out (again), had seen the punchout and printed the car (again)...but they still hadn't got it out. So I figured right up until it was taken that they were having the same problems I had getting it moved anywhere at all. But they were smarter too, and more determined.
The guy who bought it knew there was no title--I had it--and he did a VIN check before buying it. I didn't get back to find it gone until about four hours later. Reported it stolen, and the good guys with the lights did NOT spot it being moved at all, because by that time it had gone all the way to it's new home.
BUT the new owner did another VIN check, realized then that it was stolen and he was involved, so he did the right thing and reported it. I got it back a week later, and now it sits under a tarp at the big house, alongside the Boxster.
Mom passed in April, and the last months were very difficult due to the onset of dementia, but in our family, and with my grandfather too some years before we like to meet the end at home. Was able to do that for my dad (COPD) and managed it for mom too.
And then, trying to deal with estate and a HUGE amount of her stuff--love her but the house was just packed to the gills, and it's still somewhat the same even now--the neighbors from hell started raising hell about stuff on the property. My brother had worked construction and had "staged" stuff to take to his own property project, but died before he could move some of it, and it fell to me. We've done this twice now with them over the summer and again this late fall. I've had three 20 yard dumpsters already and will probably need a couple more before we get stuff pared down to the estate sale point next year. Also have a 10x30 storage unit still filled too, and when the weather was better we were going through stuff outside the house...but then the neighbors leaned in....
This is a property about of about 1 3/4 acres, built in 1930 and with four outbuildings. When dad reached 60 he started telling my brother and me both that he just couldn't maintain it any more. We worked it out between the two of us that we could keep them there, and we managed it for a good ten years, but after bro passed it's just been me...and now I'm 65. Sis and I have pretty much agreed now that it's time to divest and I expect that we will finish it up in the next two years.
So that's where I am today. As it happens I also own a 330xi and a Cherokee XJ...which is needed just to maintain this place...and neither of them is running either. So I'm selling some market assets to get from here to the next crisis. Further updates as events warrant. Film at eleven
[Thanks for listening]