Snowman
Well-Known Member
I heated up dinner for mom (89) again tonight, and as usual she had the TV cranked up so loud it almost shakes the paint off the walls. I pretty much stay in the kitchen. I'm about thirty feet away, open floor plan and it's still painful to listen to.
A couple of months ago she had it cranked up and was glued to "The Golden Bachelor." And one night I heard this joke, told by one of the candidate ladies to the rest. It's a bit sexist, but like most jokes also has some basis in reality. And since it was a gal-to-gal joke on prime-time TV, I figure I can repeat it here. Paraphrasing mine:
"So this guy finally decides he wants to settle down, but he can't decide which of his two girlfriends he wants to marry. After pondering the problem for a while he gets this idea to help him choose.
He gives girlfriend number one a thousand dollars and says 'Go spend it however you want.'
So she goes out and spends $800 on herself and puts $200 in the bank.
He does the same with his other girlfriend: 'Here's a thousand dollars. Go spend it however you want.'
His second girlfriend spends $200 on herself and puts $800 in the bank.
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Q: So which one did he marry?
A: He married the one with the big boobs."
A couple of months ago she had it cranked up and was glued to "The Golden Bachelor." And one night I heard this joke, told by one of the candidate ladies to the rest. It's a bit sexist, but like most jokes also has some basis in reality. And since it was a gal-to-gal joke on prime-time TV, I figure I can repeat it here. Paraphrasing mine:
"So this guy finally decides he wants to settle down, but he can't decide which of his two girlfriends he wants to marry. After pondering the problem for a while he gets this idea to help him choose.
He gives girlfriend number one a thousand dollars and says 'Go spend it however you want.'
So she goes out and spends $800 on herself and puts $200 in the bank.
He does the same with his other girlfriend: 'Here's a thousand dollars. Go spend it however you want.'
His second girlfriend spends $200 on herself and puts $800 in the bank.
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Q: So which one did he marry?
A: He married the one with the big boobs."
