Powerful Fluids


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Maytag "Danged Agitator"
Subject: Powerful Fluids
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine. A Priest Came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine." The Priest said, "No, no, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby." The little boy replied, "If you take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's butt - he'll pass a Harley Davidson."
 
Gee Claudia,I guess the cats don't have a sense of humor
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, my dog is sitting here laughing along with me.
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:D
 
Don't give my cat any wise ideas, if he toots, find a place to hide. That is hilarious, lol thanks, I needed a good pick me up :D
 



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