One for You Old Guys...


Lady_Railfan

House Mother, Cheerleader
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Old man and the pond

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond." Holding the bucket up he aid, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.
 
Old men can still think fast
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Well now ain't that the truth, but then again it's not too hard to out think the young ones so I'll just sit here and pick a little tune till dey comes out ah! duh pond. Got lotsa time cain't do anythin else anyway :D
Cheers Willis
 



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