Jesus is Watching You


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Jesus is Watching You ..

A burglar broke into a house one night looking for valuables, and when he picked up a DVD player to place in his bag, a strange voice in the dark said, "Jesus is watching you."

The burglar, startled by the voice, froze and clicked his flashlight off.

After a few minutes of silence, he thought that he was hearing things, so he clicked the flashlight back on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard the voice again call out, "Jesus is watching you"

Freaked out, the burglar shined his flashlight around the room frantically looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came across a parrot in a cage.

"Did you say that?" he whispered angrily at the parrot.

"Yes," the parrot confessed, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar, relieved that he was not caught said, "Warn me, huh? Who are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"

The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
 



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