For Laughs if nothing else


Thanks for the warnings guys, but have no fear this old bird has been around for a time. For awhile I was following scams posted by a Lady in the US who sells horses. She posted the whole communication of each scammer on her website hilarious reading, usually it was the same thing with a little different stupidity. However it was easy to tell the scammers were operating like a call center as she would trip them up by changing the color, sex, breed etc of the horse. The Bank ones I just forward to each bank named they seem to appreciate knowing when it starts up. I doubt they'll ever get it shut down with out filters to block them. Answering out of Yahoo doesn't present a problem, I usually delete them but this time I guess I kind of snapped. Well anyway no answer back from them yet but maybe they had enough, or don't understand duh hinglish. Trying to get the basement tidied up a bit so I can get back at the trains. It's been a long time since I had much interest in it, and it was a bad year for us. We lost our faithful dog Lady, she started failing last fall. She was about 13 years old and shes been with us for a little over 12 yeas. Then I gutted out the motor home and rebuilt the coach section new cushion flooring, trim and paneling. Moved the passenger seat back about 4 inches to give more clearance for my wife to maneuver when leaving the seat. Not quite finished with it yet have to finish installing the backup alarm and video camera. Then there's the Garmin Street pilot that's on order. Geez I hope I live long enough to enjoy some of this. There's a little light at the end of the tunnel, the tools are going back in place, the floor can be swept and I'm looking forward to putting a building together, and finishing a section with a little town. I've been dormant too long.

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Willis
 
Lol

i got another one like that, this is how it read

Dear

I am the AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) here in
Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. In my department we discovered an abandoned sum
of US$25m dollars (TWENTY FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS) in an account that
belongs to one
of our foreign customer (MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER from Munich, Germany) who
died along with his entire family in Jully 2000 in a plane crash.

FOR MORE INFORMATION VISIT THIS SITE BELLOW
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of
kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless
some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as
indicated in our banking guidlings and laws but unfortunately we learnt that
all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the
plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.

It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business
proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation
to the deceased for
safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we
don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money remained
unclaimed after ten years, the money will be transfered into the bank
treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this
business is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a
Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.

I agree that 30% of this money will be for you as a respect to the provision
of a foriegn account , 10% will be set aside for expenses incurred during
the business and 60%
would be for me Thereafter, I will visit your country for disbursement
according to the percentage indicated Therefore, to enable the immediate
transfer of this fund to
you arranged,you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of
the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your
private telephone and fax
number for easy and effective communication and location where in the money
will be
remitted.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of
the application .
I will not fail to bring to your notice this transaction is hitch-free and
that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements
have been made for the
transfer. you can as well write me on my private email address that i use to
write you ok

Trusting to hear from you immediately.
Yours Faithfully,
MALAKI HAMED (B.O.A)

my reply was, F**K OFF BI**H

yours truly

YOUR A BI**H
 
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