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[Steve B]

then it hit me, i could make 10,000 Z scale miles of fencing from the wedding vale to encircle the UP layout

 

[Old 97]

So I began by doing the following.......

 

[chrismoore93]

Gluing together some vales, to make the fence, and painting them with a silver...

 

[Curtis]

spray bomb can I found under...

 

[Old 97]

a stack of Model Railroader issues from the 1950's......

 

[chrismoore93]

I then proceded to...

 

[Old 97]

notice an article on scratch building a 4-4-0 steamer.......

 

[grande man]

..but wait, that won't work with a Z scale swimming pool pike anyway. So...

 

[Steve B]

i'll put the water back and do a float job from one side to the other pretending it's the Mississippi river

 

[chrismoore93]

Then came the task of planning a bridge to span the river...

 

[Old 97]

so I grabbed a pad of paper and a pencil, minus the lead point.......

 

[PNKFLOYD]

..took some Viagara to put lead in my pencil, then I ...

 

[PNKFLOYD]

..grabbed a paint brush until I remembered the many government warnings about lead poisoning from eating the paint...

 

[chrismoore93]

I sighed and desided not to eat the paint...

 

[chrismoore93]

I soon realized that my Big Boy was burning its pistons off as it flew around...

 

[chrismoore93]

the layout. I reached for the throttle and...

 

[Steve B]

just then i fell out of bed and woke up to find the wife,,

 

[PNKFLOYD]

..asking me if I really wanted a Climax, and offered....

 

[grande man]

me some........................................................coffee.

 

[chrismoore93]

Then I started talking about BLI equipment, I was suprised she listened...